todays joke

My brother Dave sent this to me in an email. Thought you'd enjoy too.

Check your shampoo bottle label.  I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner.  It's the shampoo I use in the shower!  When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY ---  No wonder I have been gaining weight!  Well!  I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead.  Their label reads, DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.