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Yesterday was finally the day. The Terminix "Death Machine" rolled into the neighborhood. My time window for arrival was 8-12. He called at 10:40 and said he'd be here in 15-20 minutes. It was a long morning waiting. While I waited, I washed the sheets and hung them out so the beds could be dressed when we arrived home. I also got a little work done before he came at 11:12. I'm glad I did. I got none done when we arrived home.
They didn't tell me what to do to prepare. Sharon lives at the senior high-rise and they had them bad a couple years ago. She told me all the stuff she had to do before her appointment. I received no list. I did a few things. Friday I made sure all the dishes were done and put away. I put all the food in plastic/glass/cupboards/fridge. I wasn't sure what would happen, but I didn't want to lose expensive food in the process.
I thought they might use a bomb, but the tech said they don't do that anymore unless it's really, really bad. A crisis situation. They spray. A lot. The whole house—molding, woodwork, floors ... For the soft furniture they spray the parts which don't come in contact with humans—the cracks and crevices, the seams, the underside. They rip off the dust covers and do everything underneath. They do the mattress and box spring, of course.
We had to leave the house while he did his work. Getting Pat do do anything for five hours is hard. I am teaching at ESU this term so we drove up there to see how long it took. (Yes, Google maps tells me. It's called a diversion.) The art building looks like a prison. Then we went to her happy place -- the cheesecake store. How do you think I got her to go to ESU? I had planned to come home 611 because it takes longer but the traffic was so bad I turned around and came back 33.
The next stops were Angel's, Friday's, CVS, the farm, and Sharon's. I expected a call from the tech by the time we reached Angel's, but nothing. Finally, as I pulled out of CVS, he called. He had finished at 2:45 so we were allowed in the house no earlier than 4:15.
The report wasn't good, but it wasn't horrible. There were no bugs downstairs. Just in Pat's chair which was out on the porch. It's a fantastic thing that she only uses that chair. It really saved my ass.
Upstairs wasn't as good. As expected they were in her box spring. That bed-bug protector mattress cover we bought did it's job. However, they were also in my box spring. Shit. Bed bugs are excellent hitch hikers. I've been using the closet in Pat's room since Lydia was using mine in the middle room. I haven't moved my stuff yet because Lydia still has a lot of stuff in that room. I believe the middle room was clear.
Anyway, when I am putting stuff in and out of the closet I often sit the clothes on her bed. I also took care of her pee-bag the month she had it. I was usually in my pjs, on the floor. It was hooked between the mattress and box spring. I was dammed.
He talked a lot on the phone and backed it up with paperwork that he left. Homework. Apparently the work Sharon had to do BEFORE the treatment at the senior high-rise.
Mattresses and box springs are encased. He has traps under the legs of the bed, and other traps all over the house. We need to keep a one foot area around the bed totally clear. Apparently the lay their eggs close by and then they climb up to the mattresses to get to their food stuff, us. This means no bedding on the floor. My bedding is always on the floor. Also on one side of my bed I had baskets, and the same at the foot. A lot of these were seasonal baskets which I no longer display. Pat doesn't like decorations.
We also can't have anything under the bed. That is my biggest storage area!
When he called he told me he bagged stuff. It need to be gone thru and thrown out or washed in hot water. There was a lot of bags. The cushions were off the furniture and the furniture was helter skelter. It was somewhat controlled chaos. Somethings were untouched. It really did look like a crime scene. Except I know what they were looking for. Pat's room looks like a bomb hit it. He went thru all her knitting projects. Her room was ground zero.
I put the living room and office back together last night. I'm going to have a lot of afghans to do in hot water. Or maybe I'll just throw them out. It's hard. When something was a gift, or made by someone just for you it feels wrong to toss it. But if there's even one bug in there, I'm back to square one in a few months. So I just need to toss it. I can do it. Maybe.
Today Megan and I pulled up the living room carpet. It was worn out, not infested. I've being putting off ripping it up. But since everything was ripped up already, it was a good time. Now the chair on the porch has company. So the living room got cleaned. I did that while still in my pjs. Then I took a shower. That was a mistake. I have a basket for hot water wash.
I spent a good portion of the afternoon in my room. Now my room is always the dirtiest room in the house. With just me doing the cleaning it is always last on the list and therefore rarely done. There is only so many hours in a day. I'd love to move the bed and vacuum under it, but it's too heavy for me. I cleaned every basket and washed pottery and stuff in HOT water. (Let's just say the poison on my hand has died up quickly!) I used air in a can, a rag, and even my fingernail. I see some odd spots on the baskets. Could they be bugs? He asked permission to throw out a wooden box Glenn made in high school. I kept receipts in it. He pulled out all the stuff and put it in a plastic bag. But since it was at the foot of my bed he checked it. It had cracks and the mo-fo's were laying eggs in the cracks. I threw away most of the papers and put the rest back in the plastic bag.
I couldn't scrape the spots off the baskets. They were either under my bed or next to it. I will ask him to check them when he comes back in 14 days. (What will I do with Pat again?) If they are bugs all the baskets are going to have to be tossed. That's a huge investment of money. I don't think I can physically do it. I think I'll have him do it. I'm prepared for the worse but hope for the best. I'll also ask him if I need check wall decor. I have wallpaper and I know that they get into wallpaper. When this is over I might have a very bare room.
I was so dusty when I was done I changed into clean pjs. It was 4 pm. I have a basket in the middle room for all the laundry that needs to be done in hot water. I might lose some of it. It might not fit after it shrinks. Thankfully most of my clothes are hand-me-downs. I also put the fabric liners for my baskets in there.
Tomorrow I have to vacuum my room, the middle room and the hall. Pat is on her own for her room. I might be too-over-the-top serious about this (almost OCD), but I don't think she gets the gravity of it. I need this to be a one-time solution. I spent five hours today calling for my follow-up and they had nothing readily available. I have to wait 24-48 hours for them to call back. They better not &!ck the schedule.
Then I need to haul all the trash out. I'm recycling nothing. And I feel guilty not sending perfectly good stuff to the thrift store but the risk isn't worth it. It all gets trashed. This is one week where the per-bag rate I have is useless. Unless I save it all for the junk guy. They are coming between 9-9:30 on Wednesday.
I have generated more trash in the past few days than I have in the last two decades. I have used more hot water in 2021 than I have since 1970 when mama stopped using hot water for laundry. It hurts my heart. And there will be more. I'm following mama's advice from canning: "when in doubt, throw it out".
Tomorrow, before vacuuming, I need to get some work done. School starts in two weeks.
BONUS! In my quest to clean out crap I found daddy's eclipse glass. I've been looking for it for years. Why I didn't look near the binoculars is beyond me. It's a little smaller than a phone. I'm 100% certain that this would not pass 2021 guidelines, but he always said if I can look at molten lava steel with this glass, we can look at the sun with it. And as kids, we did.