don't want to come in last this year

Last year this event didn't have as many people as I thought. More than half were emergency personnel. If you remember, I was dead last but finished.

I better start training. The 15-year-old will still clean my clock (with gear!), and if the 13-year-old comes, she will too.

Those stairs at the high school stadium are horrible. The risers are uneven. Some are high. Some low. I need to find stairs like that. On Mondays and Wednesdays I need to go to nine, and then back down to six. And do lots and lot of steep hills.

Elevators. You have been sidelined.